While typhoon Niña bears down hard on the Bicol Region, with Catanduanes now being placed under signal number 4 and the areas of Camarines Sur, Camarines Norte, Albay, and Sorsogon are being threatened by ten-foot high storm surges, Bicolandia’s favorite daughter Leni Robredo is cozying up to her new found BFF Loida Lewis in New York City.
While I understand that the alleged vice president needs a break after working so hard to get on all those magazine covers, the timing of her trip to the big apple is sure to raise eyebrows from her kababayans who are now left at the mercy of the elements. This while she is in New Yawk safely huddled in the comforts of a billionaire’s apartment overlooking Central Park.
But then again, being the master of the spin, I am sure Robredo and her handlers will be able to make this out to be the fault of (a) President Duterte, (b) Bongbong Marcos, or (c) bureaucratic red tape. I can just see her now, conferring with her pricey PR firm, nodding sagely as they give her her talking points for when she has to visit the devastation that could very well meet her when she comes back to the country.
It is times like this when I miss the old days when our tribal forefathers would sacrifice human victims to appease the elements. A volcano is about to erupt, throw a virgin in to quiet it down. Solar eclipse, cut out a warrior’s heart. Super Typhoon, strap the entire fucking Liberal Party on a boat and send them out to sea. The good thing with this plan is that even if it doesn’t stop the typhoon, the country would still get the better part of the bargain for having gotten rid of all the idiots we have in government now..
source : mindanation
While I understand that the alleged vice president needs a break after working so hard to get on all those magazine covers, the timing of her trip to the big apple is sure to raise eyebrows from her kababayans who are now left at the mercy of the elements. This while she is in New Yawk safely huddled in the comforts of a billionaire’s apartment overlooking Central Park.
But then again, being the master of the spin, I am sure Robredo and her handlers will be able to make this out to be the fault of (a) President Duterte, (b) Bongbong Marcos, or (c) bureaucratic red tape. I can just see her now, conferring with her pricey PR firm, nodding sagely as they give her her talking points for when she has to visit the devastation that could very well meet her when she comes back to the country.
It is times like this when I miss the old days when our tribal forefathers would sacrifice human victims to appease the elements. A volcano is about to erupt, throw a virgin in to quiet it down. Solar eclipse, cut out a warrior’s heart. Super Typhoon, strap the entire fucking Liberal Party on a boat and send them out to sea. The good thing with this plan is that even if it doesn’t stop the typhoon, the country would still get the better part of the bargain for having gotten rid of all the idiots we have in government now..
source : mindanation
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